A game between David and Goliath, England being one of the worlds best teams also historically seen, and USA, well what does one say? People who play football are the ones who weren't big enough for American Football. It's a secondary sport...
The game started out beautifully with a goal from Gerrard after 4 minutes. And then, England kept on playing the socks of the Americans, although not as well as they should have. And then something happened and Green (the English goalkeeper) had a HUGE brain-fart and USA had scored. Then the game kind of stopped of, I think the world and the players were shocked ;-). England kept on trying to score, but alas no banana...
The Brittish Tabloids today:
- The Sunday Times: “Green Fingers”
- Mail on Sunday: “Calamity”
- The Independent: “Hand of Clod”
- Sunday Mirror: “Tainted Glove”
- News of the World: “Stars and Tripe”
And a new saying has been mounted, "Doing a Green" ;-)
Our correspondents:
Rumors regarding England-USA:
“Rumors have it that the English goal keeper has been granted a Green card for the US, this comes handy for him after yesterday’s game. Other sources reveal that the same keeper had problems in the shower this morning: the soap was slipping from his hands all the time”.
Your correspondent
Hambeck Divad, Dubai
Yesterday’s late game started exactly as the Island nation wanted with their capitan grabbing the game by the scruff of its neck and tucking it in, all good so far, until the inevitable. Rob Green the English keeper let the ball slip by him, and it wasn’t the sound of USA fans clapping when they scored it was the sound of 20,000 english fans facepalming. It’s quiet ironic how the Americans are so happy with this british spillage when they don’t appreciate British Petroleum’s one. Maybe Robert Green should get lessons from Thierry Henry, he knows how to handle a ball. Joe Hart, the man who should have started, just secured himself even more followers, by doing nothing.
Nick Leeson, Dubai
=) Haha, thank you Hambeck and Nick!
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