Rumors/comment from the first days of world cup:
“Swedish doctors, recognized to be among the best in the world, now warn the general public about the vuvuzela, the trumpets used at the world cup matches in South Africa. They call for a ban of this popular instrument since they deem it unhealthy and can damage your ears. The doctors says “it can not only be damaging for the ears, the worst is that people in the stadiums seems to enjoy the sound and have fun”, something that is very alarming for Swedish doctors.
The Swedish doctors claims to have the cure for this since they have overcome this problem in Sweden where first division football games are played by amateurs in front of small crowd of ~3-400 where everybody quietly watching the game. There was a problem in the 50-60-ies when the spectators use to cheer on their favorite players but this has been put to a stop with the aid of Swedish doctors and the Swedish health authorities. Now we use to fill the national football stadium in Stockholm, Rasunda, with no more than 500 people although the capacity is 35,000 but this is purely a safety measure ordered by the Swedish doctor association. Their chairman, dr Kare Noshit, explain the concept: “we have the 500 to sit at least 25 meters apart so nobody can talk to or disturb each other, furthermore they can not disturb or distract the players or cause any damage to their ears. The Swedish spectators have the best hearing among all football supports in the world, something that makes Swedish doctors very proud! The teams are also instructed to not score any goals and thereby not causing any unnecessary joy for the spectators.
This system has been in place for many years in Sweden and the Swedish have their own version of Gary Lineker’s famous “Football is a game with 22 men and in the end, the Germans always win” The Swedish motto is:
“Football is a game played by 22 men and in the end nobody cares who wins.”
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